Her exes are haunting Hoboken.
A Garden Street home decked out in Taylor Swift-themed Halloween decorations — complete with tombstones bearing the names of her famous exes — went viral on TikTok, racking up 2.5 million views.
The playful display features Swift’s roster of former flames, including Harry Styles, Joe Jonas, John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal, Matty Healy, and Joe Alwyn. But some notable exes were mysteriously absent, leaving fans unable to “Shake It Off.”
“Justice for Tom Hiddleston,” one fan demanded, referring to the British actor who dated Swift in the summer of 2016.
“No Calvin [Harris]? I guess we forgot he existed,” another joked about the Scottish DJ, who dated Swift from March 2015 to June 2016.
A Hoboken home recently went viral for its Taylor Swift-themed Halloween decorations.
“Thank you for not adding Taylor Lautner,” one fan commented, referring to the “Twilight” actor, who briefly dated Swift in 2009 and earned the nickname “Taylor Squared.”
Another quipped, “Didn’t she date a Kennedy? We can add him,” referencing her short-lived 2012 romance with Conor Kennedy — a pairing that’s stirred renewed controversy, as Swift was 22 at the time while Kennedy was 17.
The creator of the spooky display, Tim Dwyer, explained the omissions were practical.
“There were so many that we didn’t want to spend $1,000 on these custom gravestones,” Dwyer told The Post. He decorated the house for the New Jersey homeowners, who asked to remain anonymous.
Adding to the theatrics, a skeleton of Swift and her new fiancé, Travis Kelce — sporting a Chiefs jersey and on one bony knee — takes center stage at the top of the stoop.
There’s even a jail cell containing a skeleton of Scooter Braun, the record executive and current Sydney Sweeney fling, who famously clashed with Swift over the rights to her first six albums.
Record executive Scooter Braun, known for his high-profile feud with Swift, also makes an appearance in the spooky setup.
Tim Dwyer, the designer behind the display, said the homeowners reached out as soon as they moved onto the block in uptown Hoboken, a neighborhood famous for its over-the-top Halloween decorations.
“They were like, ‘You have to come up with something that’ll go viral… and his wife is a Swiftie,’” Dwyer recalled.
Viral it certainly did. The buzzworthy display was even featured on the Instagram page Hoboken Weekend, where fans gawked at Swift’s virtual cemetery of exes.
“Bro, T Swift has to have the all-time body count,” one commenter wrote. “Look at those names on her hit list.”
